In bed, naked and bloated from pizza. I feel like a strange species of seal.
I got shampoo in my eye and now I’m blind.
E-mailing a girl, what is this? Fucking 1998?
People who manage to stick to their clean eating diets and don’t cut a bit of slack during december are not to be trusted.
My clean eating habits always descend into an orgy of mince pies at this time of year.
And they need to be full of tits and metal.
I’m sure there’s someone like me over there! Thank you anyway :)
So the Peruvian guy I ordered my patches from was really quick to reply to my emails when I lodged a claim with Paypal for my money back…